Greeting Card - Thanks for the Genes

A scientific acknowledgement of everything you inherited — the good, the questionable, and the bits you're still in denial about. This card is for the parent who gave you life and also your weird laugh, your dodgy knees, and your inability to leave a buffet early.

Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where a little genetic accountability is warranted. They made you. They can handle it.

• Equal parts gratitude and mild accusation
• Works for dads, mums, or any contributing ancestor
• Blank inside for your own message (or a list of complaints)

How it works:

• Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
• Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
• Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️

Card details:

• Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
• 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
• High resolution print-ready file
• Blank inside for your own message