Greeting Card - Am I Your Favourite Child? (Yes/No) No = Nursing Home

The stakes have never been higher. This card puts the power firmly in the parent's hands — answer wisely.

A brilliant card for Mum or Dad on their birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day, or any occasion where a little gentle leverage is appropriate. Tick "Yes" and enjoy a peaceful retirement. Tick "No" and... well, we've done our research.

• Interactive format — circle your answer carefully
• Perfect for birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day
• Blank inside for your own message (or further negotiations)

How it works:

• Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
• Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
• Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️

Card details:

• Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
• 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
• High resolution print-ready file
• Blank inside for your own message