Greeting Card - Behave Yourself, I Know a Nursing Home with Vacancies

Consider this a friendly warning wrapped in a birthday card. For the person in your life who's been pushing their luck — this one lets them know you've got options.

Perfect for the cheeky partner, the difficult parent, the mate who never listens, or honestly anyone who could use a gentle (hilarious) threat delivered with love.

• The perfect blend of affection and mild intimidation
• Works for birthdays, anniversaries, or just a Tuesday
• Blank inside for your own message (threats optional)

How it works:

• Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
• Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
• Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️

Card details:

• Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
• 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
• High resolution print-ready file
• Blank inside for your own message