Greeting Card - Happy Birthday Your Nursing Home Brochure Is in the Mail

Nothing says "I love you and also you're getting old" quite like this card. Perfect for the birthday mate who's earned every grey hair, creaky joint, and senior discount — this one's guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a light shove).

Send it to the friend who's been threatening retirement for years, the parent who keeps forgetting where they put their glasses, or anyone who's officially old enough to know better but still doesn't.

• Cheeky Aussie humour they'll actually appreciate
• Blank inside for your own message (keep it kind... or don't)
• Great for milestone birthdays — 50th, 60th, 70th and beyond

How it works:

• Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
• Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
• Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️

Card details:

• Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
• 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
• High resolution print-ready file
• Blank inside for your own message