Greeting Card - Confidently Wrong Since Before I Was Born

Decades of incorrect directions, questionable life advice, and absolute certainty about things that turned out to be completely wrong. And yet — somehow — we're all still here.

A Father's Day card for the dad who has never once said "I don't know" and meant it. He's been confidently wrong longer than you've been alive, and honestly, it's kind of impressive.

• A loving tribute to unshakeable, unfounded confidence
• Perfect for Father's Day or milestone birthdays
• Blank inside for your own message (fact-checking optional)

How it works:

• Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
• Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
• Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️

Card details:

• Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
• 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
• High resolution print-ready file
• Blank inside for your own message