Greeting Card - Thanks for Raising Me, Your Parenting Remains Under Investigation
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Greeting Card - Thanks for Raising Me, Your Parenting Remains Under Investigation
$2.50
Sale price
$2.50
Regular price
Gratitude, with caveats. A heartfelt acknowledgement that you turned out fine, while reserving the right to revisit certain decisions made between 1985 and 2005. The investigation is ongoing. Results pending.
For the parent who did their best and is now subject to a thorough, loving, completely unofficial review. No findings have been released. The committee meets annually at Christmas.
- Warm, funny, and just litigious enough to be memorable
- Perfect for Father's Day, Mother's Day, or milestone birthdays
- Blank inside for your own statement (without prejudice)
How it works:
- Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
- Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
- Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️
Card details:
- Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
- 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
- High resolution print-ready file
- Blank inside for your own message