Greeting Card - Look Who's All Grown Up and Ready for a Colonoscopy

You've made it. You're officially at the age where the doctor stops asking how you're feeling and starts scheduling preventative procedures. Congratulations — this is what adulting looks like at its most distinguished.

The perfect milestone birthday card for the 50th, 60th, or anyone who's earned the right to a thorough medical once-over. Equal parts celebration and gentle reminder to book that appointment.

• A hilariously accurate tribute to milestone birthdays
• Perfect for 50th, 60th, 70th birthdays and beyond
• Blank inside for your own message (keep it clean… unlike the prep)

How it works:

• Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
• Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
• Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️

Card details:

• Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
• 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
• High resolution print-ready file
• Blank inside for your own message