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Greeting Card - I Said Listen to Your Heart, Not That
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A birthday card for anyone who's ever misread the room — or the stethoscope. The doctor asked to listen to the heart. What happened next was not covered in medical school.
A hilariously relatable card for the birthday mate, family member, or colleague who would absolutely do this. No judgment. Just a card, a giggle, and a gentle reminder to maybe warn people next time.
- Guaranteed to get a snort-laugh from anyone who's ever been to a doctor
- Perfect for birthdays — for the medically adventurous among us
- Blank inside for your own message (keep it clean… or don't)
How it works:
- Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
- Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
- Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️
Card details:
- Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
- 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
- High resolution print-ready file
- Blank inside for your own message