Greeting Card - Enjoy Your Birthday, I'm Off to Read Your Nursing Home Reviews

Because nothing says "I care about your future" like doing a little research. This card is for the birthday person who's earned a cheeky reminder that their golden years are being carefully... curated.

Perfect for the mate who's hit a milestone birthday, the parent who keeps asking you to turn the TV up, or anyone whose idea of a big night out now involves an early dinner and a good night's sleep.

• Delightfully savage Aussie humour they'll love (probably)
• Ideal for milestone birthdays — 50th, 60th, 70th and beyond
• Blank inside for your own message (we suggest something slightly nicer)

How it works:

• Purchase and a download link is sent to your checkout email address
• Print at home or pop into a print shop — easy as! 🖨️
• Print, cut, fold and you're done ✂️

Card details:

• Instant digital download — no waiting, no postage
• 5" x 7" (127mm x 178mm) when folded
• High resolution print-ready file
• Blank inside for your own message